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Original BTS
This is where it all began:
Chocolate? Honey? Butter? Three of my favorite words together? Oh, my goodness! A sumptuous treat of all the best a guy, gal (or guy with a PMS-ing gal) could want. Add serving device of choice (spoon, strawberry, ice cream, a finger...), and voilá!, edible perfection, the ultimate aphrodisiac! Makes amoré more likely, but use caution! Familiarity breeds. If you're solo, treat yourself. Who wants to share, anyway? Peace offering to the PMS Mistress? Just cautiously put the jar in reach of her and back away slowly. No sudden moves! Give her half an hour for the fangs to retract.
How to jump start the brain in a kinder, gentler way than thermal torture? What to sweeten lava-hot-java with, make it cooler, richer somehow? Hmmm. Pass the BTS & a spoon! "A-ha! Mocha!!"
Note: May increase male life expectancy through soothing of female. While we can't prove it will make you live longer, it is rumored to extend your night life. Might make a night life more likely. Or make it so you just don't care. |
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Ready for the challenge?
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OMFG
When over the top is a good starting place, this is the stuff for you. If your day is so bad Ghandi would have to do an intervention to save those around you, then OMFG might just do the trick until your bubble bath is ready.
Twice the intense dark chocolate hit as our original, with an eye opening deep resonant tone. Great with all the same things as our Original BTS and more. Try pairing OMFG with a blueberry or blackberry mead or raspberry cordial. Divine!
As intense as we can get it and not need a HazMat warning, OMFG is the ultimate fix for chocoholics. Pretty good as a PMS pill, as well. Warning: More than a tablespoon may cause severe bliss. |
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Can you really get up to speed without it?
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Sex~presso
Or, How to Get Up & At 'Em in Half the Time, Legally.
The logic behind Sex~presso goes something like this:
Rushed morning? No time to savor waking up? "Morning... mumble, mumble. Need... Coffee... Slurp... Ow! Hot... pain!" Sound familiar? Nothing better to wake up the brain for me than coffee, but hot is dangerous when I'm not totally awake. So, in the interests of world peace and reduced commuter accidents, we added the coffee as espresso to our Original BTS. Bliss in half the time, both hands on the wheel, and no burned tongue!
We magically combine the best of both worlds into a concentrated espresso mocha you can take with you on a spoon. No scalded lips jolting you awake screaming. No more messy hot coffee spills in traffic. Now, at last, you can arrive ready for your day at work, or recharged for a night out, ramped up in a serene manner. |
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Now for the Coolest Flavor Yet - Orgas-Mint BTS Chocolate Honey!
Silky smooth chocolate kissed with real peppermint for a blast of bliss. Pure peppermint melded into our BTS makes for shivers of pure happiness around here. Try this one in coffee for a perfect cup of winter satisfaction. Heat it up to have Cool and warm simultaneously for the best of both - Simply Sin-sational! |
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Sex-A-Peel Voted Orange-gasmic!
When was the last time you tasted chocolate with REAL orange essence lurking in it, ready to sneak out and tickle your fancy? Talk about "fresh"! Do yourself a flavor and slip this silky wonder between your cheeks for a surge of citrus surprise. Share a Fingerful of this Gee-licious treat with your favorite cookie to find out what fortune it brings. A Day without O-Zone is like a day without getting any. And, well, going without is *not* what we're about. |
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Mini - $2.99
Small - $5.99
Large - $9.99
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Raz-Gasm Our Newest Flavor!!
Now available: Raspberry BTS - more info to come |
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Mini Sampler
$5.99
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Mini Sampler
The best of all worlds! A 1.5 ounce jar of three of our fabulous chocolate honeys. Great for gifts... or for those who just can't decide. Why choose? Get them all! Limited to 5 samplers per order |
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